![]() ![]() a Jakobs.ugh.Ĭredits of Claptrap's New Robot Revolution Marcus: If it took more than one shot, you weren't using.Marcus: Hello, my friends! Hyperion asked me to transport you to even bigger, better planets once you are through dispatching that runty little shit.And take a wild guess who Hyperion called to clean up the mess.Ĭutscene introducing the INAC in Claptrap's New Robot Revolution What started off as a rebellion became a revolution. So he rallied his fellow claptraps and turned them against their corporate masters. What we call programming, he called slavery. He looked around, and didn't like what he saw: claptraps being subjugated, humiliated, obliterated. Trapping, poisoning, spreading catty rumors around town. Interplanetary Ninja Assassin Claptrap! This claptrap was programmed to take out our boys indirectly. The treasure hunters could handle all manner of beastie, bandit, and battalion, but they weren't expecting the. Marcus: Shut up! The point is Hyperion had a plan.Marcus: Well- yes, you see the treasure hunters were blocking the flow of- and the grimy build-up of money and.Child: I thought you said the treasure hunters were the drain.Why pay full price on weapons when you can take a 5-finger discount off the nearest corpse! Hyperion was looking to clear out the drain, but those guys were one tough hairball. With The Vault on lockdown, they had served their purpose, and now they were a drain on the economy. Marcus: Our story began when the Hyperion Corporation decided they'd had enough of the treasure hunters.Marcus: Wha? You!? Bedtime, you little.Child: You? That doesn't make any sense.Marcus: The Vault Hunters had stopped the evil doctor Zed from.Child: Is any of this going to be true?.Okay, so some bad crap was happening and it got really spooky and this is where our story begins. Marcus: Dude made zombies, okay? You're not the police of me.Zed from the last story at all, tried to help all of mankind, but ultimately caused very bad shit. Marcus: No more interruptions! So, they set out into the trees of Jakobs Cove a land very much ravaged and forgotten by time.Marcus: Oh for the Angel's sake- It's a plant that grows out of the ground really tall.With the journey to find the elusive Vault behind them, our fearless adventurers set off into the trees of. on a distant corner of Pandora where few men dare to tread. Marcus: It was a dark and stormy night.I'm sure we'll be doing this all again soon enough. Want to know why? Cause I'm making it out here, in this place! I come from seven generations of merchants and I'm the best. So don't be afraid to spend what it takes to get the equipment you need. And if you're looking for the Vault, well, you're going to have your work cut out for you. Sure, you can take from the bandits or find things in the wild, but equipment you buy from my stores are guaranteed! And if you die, you can't get your money back because you're dead! I kid! No need to be so serious here. It's tough out there, and you won't be able to just beat up on whatever you please until you're ready. ![]() ![]() Your burps smell of blood, and you growl like a rabid animal. And you, soldier man? Are those armor pieces from the Crimson Lance you're wearing? And what's your story, young lady? What can you do? Perhaps you can bake us all a wonderful cake, haha! And you, beef stick in the back. Time to gather up your stuff! Who's gettin' off the bus? You with the sniper rifle and the crazy mask? You look like a Truxican Wrestler moonlighting as a dominatrix, man. All right back there, time to wake up! It's a beautiful day, full of opportunity!.The tale begins right here on Pandora, with the brave Vault hunters, the guardian angel and most importantly, me. let's call her a 'guardian angel,' appeared to guide the Vault hunters to their prize. The legend of the Vault is real! And it is here on Pandora. Well, I have a story you may not believe. So you can understand why some little kiddos who hear the stories grow up to become Vault hunters. My father would always go on about the Vault even with his dying breath. But do not be fooled by what Pandora appears to be. They say it's a wasteland, that it's dangerous, that only a fool would search for something of value here. But make no mistake - this is not a planet of peace and love. You want to hear a story, eh? One about treasure hunters? Haha, have I got a story for you! Pandora. Intro of Borderlands and character selection The opening introduction movies of the Borderlands games are primarily narrated by Marcus Kincaid, and in some cases feature the voice of a child in the context of someone listening to a story told by Marcus. ![]()
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